CAVEAT
Please book with us ONLY if you understand and agree to the following:
Do NOT book with us:
- WE DO NOT ACCEPT ANY BOOKING COMING FROM AGODA! BE AWARE OF SCAMS!!
- We are remote and secluded, off the beaten track, on a dirt road that may or may not be well maintained by the Provincial Administration over which we have no control;
- Because we are distant and difficult to get to, EVERYTHING has to be bought and brought from far away at great cost, including staff;
- Though some guests at times may get jolly around the pools and the Kontiki on Sea bar, we enjoy peace and tranquillity;
- We are surrounded by forests and nature that include porcupine, deer, baboons, monkeys and bush pigs, and snakes, rodents, spiders and other critters that do occasionally find their way into the lodge, cottages and surroundings; and
- Our poolside cabanas are NOT TENTS as described by booking.com.
Do NOT book with us:
- If you have relied solely on some booking agent’s website for all your information;
- If you have not done your homework to familiarize yourself with our facilities and location, what it takes to get here, where the cottages are located, and what exactly the cabanas are;
- If you do not like dogs;
- If you prefer to be behind electric fences and walls for your security;
- If you do not like to be surrounded by nature and animal life that comes with it;
- If you expect a city-like tarred road and cement environment 160 kilometer from the nearest city;
- If you are looking for a crowd to party with you did not bring;
- If you do not enjoy peace and tranquillity; or
- If you are bargain-hunting and want to enjoy our multi-million dollar facilities and views, and our remote and secluded unique resort, for cheap.